I’m in Connecticut for the moment. This is from a phone call last night:

Grant: She’s getting back Thursday night, so the soonest she could call you is Friday.

Caller: But that’s tomorrow, silly.

Grant: Is it? I thought tomorrow was Thursday.

Caller: [pause] well, I guess I’m just as confused as everybody else.

Grant [to himself]: No, I think we’ve demonstrated you are more confused than everybody else.