Cynically speaking, the way we describe ourselves on Twitter is self aggrandizing (“self-branding” in the language of Tom Peters), but I prefer to think of it as an opportunity for endearment. I love these people.
Mike Duda @MikeDuda Co-founder | Consigliere Brand Capital * Marketer * Investor * Rabble-rouser * Orange Fanatic * Barely lost NYC Marathon to 34,566 runners
nick sherrard @nicksherrard as seen on CCTV
Philippa Dunjay @PhilippaDunjay likes short walks on the beach before getting out of breath, complaining about all the sand, why is the water so salty, did you just step on a hermit crab?
Geeka @Geeka I used to work w/ things that would kill me eventually, now I work w/ things that can kill me immediately.
CHERYL @CHERYLDANCE CHERYL is a four-member, semi-anonymous, often cat-masked artist collective based in Brooklyn that throws life-ending dance parties.
@JonesthePoet Gary Jones BBQ operator, poet, teacher, shaman, dog’s best friend, feeder of critters, seeker of truth, follow my poetry blog, it don’t cost nothin.
@Rick_Hewett Rick Hewett I run a press/picture agency. Other than that you’ll find me preparing trainee Vikings (my sons) for life or out running.
Andrew Czydel @AndrewCzydel Indie Author and Artist. To write is human, to edit divine and to sell is the work of foul creatures that inhabit dark places hence I self publish!
Roberto Greco @rogre Polysomething-or-other
Matt Jacobs @mattjacobs5 Director of Integrated Marketing at AMP Agency. Hoping all of my 140 characters get offered spin-off TV shows.
Kevin Schummer @kevinschummer There is no correct answer, just my answer.
Patricia Verdolino @BRANDQBORO Sell your cleverness and purchase bewilderment. – Rumi
Peter Zapf @fogpilot
Mary Wynne Wynter @mwyn Paradox Huntress. Flower Whisperer. Certified by The Field. Self-wired for Intimacy. Poised for Matriarchy Rising. I Row. I Tango.
Moury Minhaz @MouryM I will do almost anything for a good laugh. I like sarcasm, I have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with a side of slice and dice.
A.J. Somerset @ajsomerset Blurter of obnoxious things. Novelist (Combat Camera). Sometime outdoor writer. Sometime photographer. Shooter of clay targets. Washer of dishes. I do it all.
Mark Holden @holdenmw Explorer, wanderer, philosopher, philanderer, creative, mystic, entrepreneur, digital native, speculator, adventurer, dreamer. Over-claimer.
Gavin Donovan Social Media guy @RegusUSA, @Arsenal fan and the greatest wedding dancer of all time. Tweets are my own.
Eric Soderlund @equalitytime Post-Mormon Pastafarian Secular Humanist Music-Loving Pontificating Sports Fan
Katie Guiney @KTG4 gangly, gregarious girl whose ga-ga about alliteration, audrey, art, books, music, marketing, newfoundland, roger ebert, rom-coms, and the three L’s.
LorettaLightningbolt @LorettaLB Just another singer/songwriter and promotion/ marketing manager, fighting evil with her cat.
Charlotte Hillenbrand @crashtherocks One of the Many @madebymany; 70% cocoa solids: 30% mum
Cindy Gallop @cindygallop I like to blow shit up. I am the Michael Bay of business.
Sean McGarry Baltimore; Charleston Expat; Georgia Bulldog; ENTP; Gentleman Scholar; Semi Colon Aficionado.
Jeremiah Orosco Runner, Gambler, Ultimate Piggie, Money Activator, Part-time Lion Tamer. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
Nick Maschmeyer @636e6d Digital Strategist at Droga 5. Will endorse any product.
Jenn @ONoesUDidnt Currently at that awkward stage between birth and death.
Eszter Fehér @efeher Local foreigner, marketer, namer, linguister, blogger… Hungarian.
Sara McDonald @Serifm8 I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Emily Balcetis A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. pinterest
Martin Weigel @mweigel thief | charlatan | pedant | contrarian | sceptic | amateur | plagiarist | meddler | Head of Planning, Wieden+Kennedy Amsterdam http://t.co/wzxRigOnYs
LL COOL J @llcoolj. Still learning. Queens, NY.
Scott Lachut @scottlachut Director of Consulting @PSFK. After hours Blue Collar Bon Vivant with these dreams inside my head. I’d rather share them with you.
Natarajan Lalgudi @NatarajanL Cranially ambidextrous & experientially versatile, equally passionate about social anthropology & applied math, equally excited by cricket stats & great food
Andrew Pieterick @APieterick Student at Wisconsin. Sometimes offensive, mostly ridiculous, always unnecessary.
And the Minerva goes to:
Philippa Dunjay @PhilippaDunjay
likes short walks on the beach before getting out of breath, complaining about all the sand, why is the water so salty, did you just step on a hermit crab?
All others, please consider yourselves honorably mentioned.
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