Im in Connecticut for the moment. This is from a phone call last night:
Grant: Shes getting back Thursday night, so the soonest she could call you is Friday.
Caller: But thats tomorrow, silly.
Grant: Is it? I thought tomorrow was Thursday.
Caller: [pause] well, I guess Im just as confused as everybody else.
Grant [to himself]: No, I think weve demonstrated you are more confused than everybody else.