Here are the results of my Face Analyzer results. I couldnt be more proud.
My usual photo:
The “50% chimp” treatment from yesterday:
Notice that my “planet of the apes” transformation drops my ratings for intelligence, risk, ambition, the “gay factor,” and income, and an increase in honor, politeness, socialibility, promiscuity. So much for devolution. This really just turns the clock back to the 17th and 18th century, does it not?
I know that some day science will thank me.